This is excellent news for everyone involved.
There are worse things you could do on the internet than send people links to things they might actually enjoy.
This one comes with perks.
Maybe Your People Are Our People.
So, Here’s How This Goes
You get your own affiliate link.
You share it wherever it makes sense.
Someone clicks, finds their new favorite thing, and buys it.
You get 40%.
And you can pop into your affiliate dashboard anytime to see your clicks, sales, and commissions—because watching the numbers go up is half the fun.
The Actual Details
We did promise perks.
You’ll earn 40% commissions. If someone buys through your link, 40% is yours. Memberships work a little differently: you’ll get 40% of the initial signup, but not the automatic renewals after that.
Your link keeps working for 90 whole days. If someone clicks your link, gets distracted by literally anything, and remembers three Tuesdays from now that there was a thing they wanted, as long as they come back and buy within 90 days, you’ll still get credit.
Commissions are paid via PayPal each month for the previous month’s sales. And there’s no minimum balance to hit first, because making you earn $47 and then wait around until you’ve earned $50 would be obnoxious.
Your affiliate dashboard will have your links, stats, and ready-to-use materials when we’ve got them. You can even make a custom affiliate link to any page on the site, so you can send someone straight to the thing you’re talking about. Use the provided stuff, do your own thing, or some combination thereof. Sounding like yourself is very much encouraged.
Refunds, chargebacks, canceled orders, fraud—the usual reasons money occasionally has to unhappen—can affect commissions, too. We can’t pay you if they don’t pay us, that sort of thing.
The Affiliate Terms & Conditions have the official version of all of this, with significantly less personality and more uses of words like eligibility and governing law.